Saturday, January 21, 2012

Number Four & Five: Join a Speech Group and Win

Before I can talk about Speech, I must tell you a story. About a chef. A chef that eats roadkill. And how my Dad invited him to share a room with us in the middle of the South African wilderness.


It's a true story. And you won't regret hearing it. After all, this guy has been featured on National Geographic TV. Read about it on my earlier blog post http://ultimatedia.blogspot.com/2012/01/roadkill-chef.html




Now, you're probably wondering how the heck this is relevant to me joining a speech group. 


Well, last year I joined Speech Team in a category called "Creative Expression" (you write your own script) and talked about Arthur Boyt, the eccentric British chef who picked up roadkill and cooked it for every meal.  I thought it was a great story. But unfortunately most of the judges were too grossed out to give me good scores on on my high school speech team.


So this year I switched to a different category--- discussion-- a cut throat debate team. You smile to your competitors while stabbing them in the back with your  carefully chosen words.




Examples?


I SAY: "Oh, excuse me, would you like to speak?"
I MEAN:  I wish you wouldn't spew  a single word, but I'm being polite to get points from the judges


I SAY: "What a great idea! I'll keep it in mind. Anyways, as I was saying..."
I MEAN: What a BAD idea


Discussion is kind of like the presidential political debates.


This weekend I had my first speech meet and placed third overall. I was so surprised. I kicked the two items on my bucket list: joining a speech group (so that I can actually talk without freaking out!), and winning an award-- a plaque (I never thought it would happen.)


After the award, I felt evil and awesome at the same time. I felt like I could talk and argue whenever I wanted, with no fear.


And what's more, I know that I can talk about normal things (like WORLD HUNGER, our current topic) without getting funny stares and wrinkled noses. No more roadkill stories!





Anyways,  what about you? Don't have a high school speach team, but want to learn to talk too? Back stab subtly?


Go to http://www.toastmasters.org/


Toastmasters is a great, fun speech group for all ages that meet up in most major cities.


GO ULTIMATE DIA!


~Christine

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